Trump to reintroduce African slavery into America


Following his decision to allow the trophy remains of hunted-down elephants into the USA, midget-handed nutcase, Donald Trump has decided to re-establish the capture of Africans for slavery.

Trump has explained that the hunting down of wild Africans could offer a welcome economic boost to local African communities, and additionally help them with over-population concerns.

The historically popular policy of bringing Africans over to America has been met with surprisingly little domestic opposition, as Trump delivers on his promise of making the country great again.

‘Hopefully, this should end the harsh criticism of my immigration policy,’ said Trump.

‘There should be plenty of work for the slaves too; lot of good work in agriculture,’ added Trump.