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UK to have a referendum on whether or not to have an Election

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The government have decided that the nation is to have a referendum on whether or not to have a General Election.

Early polls suggest that roughly 51% of the population would like an Election, whilst many others would like a vote on whether or not we should have a referendum at all.

Local voter, Peter Thape generally divides his day between wishing he wasn’t at work, wishing he wasn’t fat, and thinking about women naked.

‘I’ve already got a lot on, as you can see,’ said Thape.

‘I’ve recently started to think that us plebs shouldn’t be voting at all,’ he added.

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