United Airlines have confirmed that two men, whose luggage had been misplaced by the airline, have been given a proper seeing to.
Spokesman for the airline, Peter Thape believes that the two men had it coming good style, and got local heavies to do a proper job on them near the rental cars.
Thape believed that a proper rinsing was due anyway, after one of the passengers had changed his mind about beef or chicken on the flight itself.
‘Apparently this passenger just approached a member of staff and asked if his bag might be missing after waiting at the carousel,’ said Thape.
‘I say – buyer beware! You put it in the plane, you dick,’ added Thape.