Bobby Bin Laden (2) is believed to be emerging as a major threat to The United States of America, and should be stopped.
America have offered massive money to bring in all the descendants of Osama Bin Laden, and little Bobby’s no exception.
Bin laden has become quite testy in nursery, and has started to display many of the key signs that would suggest he is a future threat.
‘Bobby hates The West; he’s planning an attack with his friends from nursery,’ said America.
‘Osama had a dog and a goldfish; we want them, too,’ added America.