USA to be blown closer to Iraq


Americans are furious after discovering that their country is to be blown closer to Afghanistan and Iran by Hurricane Florence.

President Trump has suggested building a wall, or a strong fence to keep the imminent hurricane at bay, or using the National Guard to shoot at the invading wind.

Additionally, Travel Agents in the UK have warned that the price of flights to America will dramatically increase after the USA is blown further away from us.

‘You’ll be able to do Japan/USA by rowing boat in 6 minutes, after the storm,’ said hurricane expert, Peter Thape.

‘I suppose all the Americans will probably die, like normal. All incredibly shocked by the hurricane,’ added Thape.