Wayne Rooney no longer allowed in a lift


Wayne Rooney has been warned about using lifts, after he was spotted getting into a lift with another person.

Rooney has been told that he can only use an escalator, or the stairs, if he needs to move between floors in a building.

Rooney will be offered occasional dispensation if he uses a cherry picker to go up, or indeed a giant slide to come back down again.

‘But, definitely not a lift,’ confirmed wife, Colleen.

‘He could build a scaffold, if he’s got time,’ added Colleen.