Wayne Rooney to concentrate his charity work with Oxfam


Former footballer and rug salesman, Wayne Rooney has pledged his future charity work to the hedonistic charity company, Oxfam.

Although Oxfam have denied that there will be partly worn and used prostitutes in their High Street stores, they have said that access will be unrestricted in oversees war zones.

Rooney joins a number of famous faces, including Hugh Grant and Tiger Woods who have actively committed their future charity work to helping out Oxfam.

‘Any high profile celebrity will be welcomed,’ said Oxfam spokesman, Peter Thape.

‘And as you know, we offer full discretion on the activities of our volunteers,’ added Thape.