‘We might fly you home, we might not…we’ll see how we feel,’ say Ryanair


Ryanair are promising to fly you to a destination, and maybe even back home again, if they can be arsed.

Ryanair owner, Michael O’Leary has told passengers that he’ll decide which flights will be cancelled by pulling all the flight codes out of a hat tonight, if he gets a chance.

O’Leary has explained that he might let affected customers know what’s going on tomorrow, or possibly the day after…see how it goes.

‘It’s important to us to put our customers first,’ said O’Leary.

‘Which is why for only £9.99 they can now check online to see if we’ve cancelled their flight or not,’ added O’Leary.