‘We want our own fat blond racist cock,’ says Britain

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Britain now has its very own plump, mad-haired, racist in charge, and no longer has to look to America for such a figure of fun.

But local voter, Peter Thape pointed out that there were other things that he’d hoped we would get from America, before getting a copy of their Leader.

Thape had wondered why we couldn’t have a Disneyland, or a maybe a Denny’s Restaurant chain.

‘They have a chicken shop called ‘Popeyes,’ couldn’t we have that?’ asked Thape.

‘Or Fruit Loops cereal. You can’t get that; I’ve asked in Tesco,’ added Thape.