Weather expected to change throughout the year


The UK weather forecasters, known as The Met Office, have confirmed that the weather is expected to change throughout the year.

The Met Office have issued an Amber warning, suggesting that a spell of milder weather is on the way, followed by warmer weather as the earth moves closer to the sun.

Local man, Peter Thape couldn’t believe his fuckin’ eyes when he saw snow all over the floor of the outside area, also known as the road.

‘How will we eat? How will we work? How will we do anything?’ asked Thape.

‘I like to talk about the weather a lot. Even the papers say that it’s snowing,’ added Thape.