‘We’ll find a way of burning your house down,’ pledge Whirlpool


Whirlpool have promised to burn your house down, one way or another.

Not content with producing flammable dryers, Whirlpool have extended their range to include a washing machine that can now burst into flames, too.  

Whirlpool Chief Exec, Peter Thape told Cutting News about a new washing machine/wood burner combo that was being developed for the winter months.

‘It’s about time we made something that’s meant to have a fire in it,’ said Thape.

‘The new washer/wood burner spins the clothes and then gently burns them with a soft twilight glow,’ added Thape.