‘Which day of the week is it?’ everybody asks


No one’s got any bastard idea which day of the week it is.

Not one person knows what the day is, with most people fairly sure it’s one of the weekend days, possibly Sunday.

Local man, Peter Thape had a proper argument with his wife about whether it was Tuesday or Wednesday.

‘Am I meant to put the bin out?’ asked Thape.

‘Wait, which day was Christmas Day again?’ asked Thape.