A dog is becoming particularly irritated by everyone being at home with him, for the sixth day on the run.
Bulldog, Peter Thape has admitted that it’s good to see everyone, but is missing out on his normal pattern of chewing bits of the house, watching Loose Women, and barking at the boy that delivers take-away menus.
Thape’s particularly missing out on the ritual excitement of welcoming everybody back home each day, given that no bastard has left the house for a week.
‘Monday, Tuesday were ok, but why’s everyone still here on a Thursday? In the daytime – It’s mental,’ said Bulldog, Thape.
‘Go on, off you go, wherever you all normally go, off you fuck,’ added Bulldog, Thape.