William already pretending to be asleep when Royal baby gets up in the night

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William has mugged off Kate Middleton by pulling the old…pretending to be asleep blag when Prince Kevin has been getting up in the night.

William lay there staring at his shitty Argos alarm clock last night as Kevin was screaming for twenty minutes, around three o’clock.

Middleton eventually asked William to get up, but he’d already perfected his fake snoring, and general night grunts and noises.

‘Fuck that! I’m not getting up for that kid. We don’t even know if it’s mine yet,’ said William.

‘I need me sleep. I’ve got a full day of waving booked in tomorrow,’ added William.