Prime Minister, Boris Johnson has assumed the position to help make more children.
Boris told Cutting News that the population had taken a dent following the virus, and that he would be happy to make things right.
Dominic Cummings will bring in the women and slide them under, one at a time, on a mechanic’s creeper.
‘We should be able to do 10-15 an hour,’ explained Boris.
‘Be nice to have some new children,’ he added.