Women to be slid under Boris to be impregnated


Prime Minister, Boris Johnson has assumed the position to help make more children.

Boris told Cutting News that the population had taken a dent following the virus, and that he would be happy to make things right.

Dominic Cummings will bring in the women and slide them under, one at a time, on a mechanic’s creeper.

‘We should be able to do 10-15 an hour,’ explained Boris.

‘Be nice to have some new children,’ he added.