Worboys to become the poster boy for Uber


Paroled serial rapist and cab driver, John Worboys, has been asked by Uber if he can possibly do midnight ‘till 6 am on Fridays and Saturdays.  

As a condition of his parole Worboys has agreed to stop raping women in his black cab, and so has reluctantly agreed to take the lucrative shifts with the digital cab company.

An emoji of a man with his pants down will appear on the app as his cab arrives to pick you up for your journey.

‘I’m completely finished with all the raping now…just like that,’ offered Worboys.

‘I won’t be any danger at all, I promise. Thanks for letting me out…Suckers!’ added Worboys.