The cheeky bastard EU are trying to save people’s lives by threatening to limit cars to a maximum speed from 2022 onwards.
But Britain’s imminent withdrawal from The European Union could give us an opportunity to avoid this crazy law, and happily continue killing ourselves and others on the roads.
Local shit driver, Peter Thape is planning to drive like a cock forever, and won’t be told by those unelected bureaucrats from Brussels who he can, and who he can’t kill.
‘Road safety? Straight bananas? The cheeky bastards,’ said Thape.
‘The day after Brexit, I’m gonna drive at 1000mph, just to show ‘em,’ added Thape.