‘Yesss!!!!’ says every school child

Students cheering in classroom

Children will never be as happy as this again, even if they should live until they’re 100, after finding out that school has closed indefinitely.

Local schoolboy, little Bobby Thape accepts that his life’s happiness has now peaked at the age of 10.

Little Bobby knows that granny’s imminent death is a small price to pay for the closure of school.

‘This is a lottery win for people of my age,’ said little Bobby.

‘The rest of my life can only truly be downhill from here,’ added little Bobby.