It’s been revealed that Zoe Ball is only being paid £7.83/hr, after replacing Chris Evans, who earned £1000 million a year for the same job.
Ball asked for the National Living Wage, but the BBC told her to fuck right off. Ball will qualify for Universal Credit because her job comes in just over the 16 hr/wk threshold.
The news is doubly disappointing after the revelation that the new Doctor Who, Jodie Whittaker will earn less than Davros, who strictly speaking, should only earn half a wage.
‘I’ve heard that Theresa May earns less than Harold Wilson did,’ said Ball.
‘It’s just the way it is. Doesn’t the Queen earn less than Prince Philip!’ added Ball