The three released American prisoners, who were met by Donald Trump at the airport, have decided to fly back to their North Korean prison cells.
The heroic captives were facing a ticker-tape return, but instead shot straight back up the plane steps after the midget-handed negotiator met with them.
Peter Thape was the first of the three prisoners to be greeted by Trump, and he quickly warned the others to get back onto the plane.
‘We thought Obama was the President,’ said Thape.
‘What the hell’s happened here? I felt like Charlton Heston in The Planet of the Apes,’ added Thape.