Boris Johnson has asked the Mayor of Amity Island to look after the welfare of the people visiting the beaches this weekend.
The Mayor has promised to make the right decisions about health, and social welfare, and not be guided by financial interests.
The Mayor told Cutting News about his own successful record of looking after the beaches in Amity Island, pointing out that Chief Brody knows shit-all about stuff.
‘Everyone will be safe from any viral attacks,’ said The Mayor.
‘You have my word on that – now get on those beaches and enjoy yourself,’ he added.