Boris hiding from Andrew Neil in the toilets

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Boris Johnson is shittin’ his pants in case Andrew Neil gets hold of him, and makes him fess up about ruining the country.

Neil has threatened to get Johnson by the ear, and march him Beano style, down to the television studio.

Local voter, Peter Thape doesn’t quite see why we have to choose one of the current leaders who are on offer.  

‘I’d vote for Andrew Neil,’ said Thape.

‘He seems smarter than the rest of them,’ added Thape.