Boris Johnson keeps Corbyn as Leader of the Opposition

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Breaking News – Boris Johnson has decided to keep Jeremy Corbyn in his role as Leader of the Opposition, in the latest cabinet shake-up.

Johnson thanked Corbyn for his role in giving him a huge majority, and not forming an alliance with other parties when Johnson was at his most vulnerable.

Johnson asked Corbyn to stay on for the full 5 years, and tried to persuade him not to step down in April.

‘I want to publicly thank Jeremy for winning us the Election,’ said Johnson.

‘I wonder if he’d consider becoming Minister for Brexit in April,’ added Johnson.