Prime Minister, Boris Johnson is to join the Liberal Democrat Party, along with the few remaining Conservative MP’s.
Johnson’s decision has been welcomed by Lib Dems Leader, Jo Swinson who has offered him an immediate position within the shadow shadow cabinet.
Johnson will be paraded at today’s party conference, which Johnson has admitted, will be a nervous affair.
‘This is the Party of the future; my lot are f*cked,’ said Johnson.
‘If there’s something new to hang your hat on, I’m your man,’ added Johnson.