Boris Johnson is being widely tipped to become the next White House Press Secretary.
Democrats have criticised the proposed appointment, asking that somebody slightly less far up Trump’s arse should be considered for the job.
Johnson has said that he will take on the role, whilst doing the lesser job of Prime Minister at the same time.
‘Makes sense just to do what Trump tells me straight away,’ said Johnson.
‘Rather than pretend I’ve thought of it, all by myself,’ added Johnson.