Boris to do whatever it takes to get a trade deal


Boris Johnson is going to take one for the team to secure a trade deal with America.

Johnson, who pretty much caused Brexit for his own political interests, has found respect from other world leaders difficult to gain.

So, Boris is going have to play by Eton rules, and remember how he used to earn free ice cream from the housemaster.

‘We went to public school for a reason,’ said Boris.

‘It’s a handy thing to have in your locker,’ he added.