Boris to privatise the NHS when he leaves hospital

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Boris Johnson has decided to privatise the NHS when he leaves their care in the next few days.

Johnson told Cutting News that the country should be back to normal fairly soon, and business was business.

Johnson added that the profits from selling the NHS to America would go a long way to recover the debt incurred over the last fruitless quarter.

‘I saw first-hand how well the NHS is working,’ said Boris.

‘It’s the envy of the world; let’s get top dollar for it whilst the going’s good,’ he added.