Boris turns EU letter into paper plane then refuses to tidy his bedroom


Boris Johnson isn’t playing anymore with the grown-ups at Parliament after they made him send a letter to the EU.

‘I’ll send it, but I won’t sign it,’ sniggered Johnson before rushing off to the sand pit with Rees-Moggy and Govers.

Johnson then refused to tidy his bedroom, saying that he might do it at the end of half-term.

‘I’m not coming out of my bedroom until October 31st,’ said Johnson.

‘I’m not having supper, it looks like a plate of sick,’ he added.