Boris Johnson’s Father’s Day cup will floweth over today with tat, merchandise, and socks as his lascivious actions are annually recognised.
Boris will take half hour appointments to squeeze in each of his abundant progenies on this precious day.
Local builder, Peter Thape worked on the recent extension to Downing Street, and he took a team of 20 tradesmen into Boris’s home.
‘Asked us if we wanted a brew, which was nice, I thought,’ began Thape.
‘Brought every one of us the same mug – Best Dad Ever,’ he added.