Brexit working out well for Britain’s fence builders


Brexit has delivered a welcome boost for the fencing industry, who are being invited to quote for a border fence with Scotland, in addition to securing Northern Ireland’s 300 mile boundary.

Britain, which was previously protected from mass immigration by the world’s oceans, will now need to protect vulnerable land borders with the EU in Scotland and Ireland.

Peter Thape from Thape’s Fences voted for Brexit, and has proudly submitted an estimate for a 15ft fence that will stop brown people from sneaking into England from Scotland.

‘For those fools that doubted Brexit, I say…look how busy we are,’ said Mr. Thape.

‘Plus, we’ll be keeping out brown people. No need to thank me,’ added a proud Mr. Thape.