Britain has reacted angrily to heavy tariffs on the export of steel, by refusing to supply Donald Trump with his essential tiny gloves.
Midget-handed nutcase Trump looks set for a very chilly winter, as Britain takes a stand against the tiny-digitted despot.
Peter Thape, who owns Britain’s biggest small handed glove manufacturer, has cancelled Trump’s order for two pallets of reduced digit mittens.
‘This should show Trump our political power,’ said Thape.
‘Although I’m starting to doubt if he’ll still be our biggest ally after Brexit,’ added Thape.