‘But Gerald Ratner said everything would be ok!’ says May


Former Prime Minister, Theresa May has admitted that her advisor, Gerald Ratner may have given her the wrong advice about calling a General Election.

May formed the friendship with new advisor, Ratner, when he knocked at her door recently, selling an excellent range of dusters and home cleaning products.

Ratner rested his heavy bag, and shared a cup of tea with the then Prime Minister, whilst they discussed the wonder of fine decision making.

‘This morning, there are probably people who think that I’ve lost everything,’ said May.

‘But they cannot see these fine quality dishcloths that Gerald sold to me,’ added May.