The public have started a petition asking that Members of Parliament stop sexually assaulting their children.
The petition already has over 400,000 signatures, and requires just 100,000 more to generate a debate in parliament, in which MP’s can decide whether or not to carry on with the routine abuse of the proletariat.
But Minister for Bumming, Peter Thape believes that children should have been more appreciative of sex with the leading Ministers of the day.
‘It was either us or the DJ’s,’ said Thape.
‘The Dj’s had very little style. We all had flats in Belgravia,’ added Thape.