The resignation of David Davies has left the way clear for the appointment of Barry and Paul Chuckle as the Minister for Brexit.
The brothers intend to deliver a series of skits and slapstick sketches that should bring a new level of dignity to the proceedings so far.
Barry is to build a wall around Northern Ireland, which Paul will raise to the floor as he hilariously falls over it.
‘To me to you, to me to you,’ they obviously said.
‘They should probably have asked us in the first place,’ they added.