Corbyn to pretend he likes Jewish people all day


Jeremy Corbyn has been asked to sit quietly in the corner whilst the Labour Party adopts the full International Holocaust definition of anti-Semitism.

The party’s National Executive will watch Schindler’s List in the morning, with Fiddler on the Roof scheduled for the afternoon.

The party will not be wearing comedy big black hats during discussions, as first thought.

‘It’s our duty as a mainstream political party to pretend to like all the major religions,’ said Corbyn.

‘Let’s just sign this thing, and get on with it,’ added Corbyn.