Corbyn to win back Jewish vote with a little dance in a synagogue

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Jeremy Corbyn has found a fool proof way of winning back the support of Jewish people by dancing his way into the service of a synagogue.

Corbyn, who is mistrusted by the Jewish community for not hating Palestine properly, could turn things around by boogieing in to the sound of Hava Nagila.

Doing a little dance has now become the nationally recognised way of making people forget their utter dislike of you.

‘I’m going to start off with a couple of numbers from Fiddler on The Roof,’ said Corbyn.

‘Then I’m going to do the Bar Mitzvah circuit, to clinch the vote,’ added Corbyn.