Corbyn wears suit made of bacon at Jewish celebration


Jeremy Corbyn’s journey to prove that he is not anti-Semitic has taken an unfortunate turn, after he turned up at a Jewish celebration wearing a suit made of bacon.

Corbyn attended the meal which celebrated the festival of Passover last night, before revealing that his jacket was made of smoked Bavarian ham, and his tie was a jumbo sized Bratwurst.

Corbyn tried to allay fears that he has been misunderstood by gifting a leg of festive cured ham to each of the gathered guests.

‘I can’t see where I’m going wrong?’ asked Corbyn.

‘Can I just say, one more time for the record, that I firmly wish all my Jewish friends a Happy Easter,’ added Corbyn.