Corbyn’s cunning plan for election victory


Jeremy Corbyn cannot believe that Theresa May has fallen for his ‘I’m a completely ineffective leader’ routineand called a snap general election.  

Corbyn has admitted that his decision not to oppose Brexit and allow for his own general humiliation have been the workings of a carefully thought through plan to fool Theresa May.

Corbyn admits that it’s been a tough 19 months pretending to be sluggish, directionless, and appearing to have no charisma, but is looking forward to 7 weeks of showmanship, and oratory brilliance.

‘That fool, May is caught in my web now,’ said a proud Corbyn.

‘Watch me wow the people over the next few weeks, and give the nation the man they need,’ added the metamorphosed Corbyn.