The world has taken midget-handed nutcase, Donald Trump to their hearts after hearing that he too was a victim of evil Bill Cosby.
Trump believes that Cosby slipped something into his drink, and convinced him to run for President, when the two met several years ago.
Trump can remember little that has happened since that date, and is now looking to take legal action against the former TV star.
‘We were having a drink, and Cosby shouted…Look over there – it’s Stormy Daniels!’ says Trump.
‘When I turned back around, my drink was fizzing like an Alka Seltzer,’ added Trump.