‘Couldn’t you all just promise not to cross the border,’ asks May


Theresa May could well have solved the post-Brexit Irish border problem by nicely asking the people of Ireland just to stick to their own side.  

May will take the new proposal back to the House of Commons, where it’s thought that the new plan will be ratified.   

Many people doubted that May had a solid workable plan, but with the Irish people, all immigrants, and all businesses promising not to cross, everything will be okay.

‘I did it!’ shouted May.

‘This was easier than I thought,’ she added.