Country moving towards a union with Europe…like a European Union

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Yes! It’s all been resolved, all the Brexit nonsense is finally over as we head towards an agreement with Europe.

There will be customs checks, but no hard border with Ireland, and an agreement to absorb a number of immigrants each year…a bit like now.

The deal essentially means that everything will be a bit like now, except you’ve listened to two years of bollocks and everyone hates each other on Facebook.

‘All that’s actually happened is that the rest of Europe is just laughing at us,’ said a Remainer.

And, I still hate brown people,’ said a Brexiteer.