‘Country to still lead the world in production of ‘hot air’ post-Brexit,’ promises May


Theresa may has confirmed that Britain will still lead the world in pointless arguing, and unsupported boasts of self-importance, long after Brexit has gone through.

Although manufacturing, and investment could reduce to a trickle, Britain will still rule the waves in assuming that everyone wants to trade with us, ‘cause we’re the best.

New factories will be built to help with the production of hot air, bringing tens of thousands of jobs to the country.

‘Plus, all the construction jobs in the building of the factories,’ said May.

‘The world must be looking at us with envy right now,’ added May.