Cummings keeps Boris Johnson as his Prime Minister

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Dominic Cummings has decided to stay with Boris Johnson as his Prime Minister for the time being.

Cummings has accepted that the jovial, buffoon-like, old Etonian is what the country needs, whilst he puts his plans in place.

Meanwhile, Cummings will continue to dig out his lair under a volcano, furiously stroking his cat as the big decisions are made.

‘Mr Johnson will do just fine, for the minute,’ said Cummings.