Dettol overtakes Moonshine as America’s favourite drink

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Sales of thirst-quenching Dettol have dwarfed Budweiser, Michelob and Coors after Donald Trump endorsed the brew as a cure for Coronavirus.

Mr Trump, who is considering taking over as chief medical officer after his tenure as President, recommended the ingestion of disinfectant, along with leeches, and snake oil as probable cancer cures.

Local Trump fan, Peter Thape has bought a keg of Dettol for tonight’s cook-out, plus a sneaky six-pack of Domestos for when the keg runs dry.

‘Yeeehawww!’ said Thape.

‘Let’s fill those churches, yes sir,’ he added.