Doctor Trump available as a locum

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Midget-handed doctor, Donald Trump has offered to help out at your surgery, now that he’s a qualified medical practitioner.

Trump’s new plagiarising consultancy also offers an essay writing service, document authentication, and a complete health check guarantee.

Dr Trump will do house calls, surgery consultations and generally help out with all the patients, except brown ones, obviously.

‘I’m going to have to draw the line at checking prostates,’ said Dr Trump.

‘I’m not squeamish; it’s just that my mini fingers are not up to the task,’ added The Doctor.