Dominic Raab to Breastfeed when Boris is busy


Foreign Secretary, Dominic Raab has agreed to deputise for the Prime Minister in all things baby, when Mr Johnson is indisposed.

With Mr Johnson busy trying to steer the country through the pandemic, Dominic Raab has again come forward to help take the strain of Boris’s workload.

Mr Raab completed an NVQ1 in Piglet Suckling yesterday in preparation for one of the more essential baby tasks.

‘Boris has a decent pair, and I understand he’ll be sharing the feeding responsibilities with Carrie,’ Raab told Cutting News.

‘What sort of shit are they smoking there at Cutting News?’ added Mr Raab.