A late decision to ask all voters to take an intelligence test, before qualifying to vote, has meant that Thursday’s election result now looks like being closer than first thought.
Polling station staff will ask voters to take the IQ test before allowing them to vote, only allowing those who register as above stupid to cast a vote.
Local moron, Peter Thape has been following the one-sided political rhetoric within his Facebook bubble, and he’ll be voting the same way as his equally uninformed friends.
‘Since I saw that video, there’s no way I’m voting for him/her,’ said Thape
‘Just need to pass this test on Friday, before I vote,’ added Thape.