Emu struggling to sack Rod Hull

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Boris Johnson is finding it difficult to sack the man who has his hand right up his arse.

Glove puppet, Johnson feared this day might come when Cummings won the General Election in December, and chose to keep Johnson as his Prime Minister.

Johnson told Cutting News that if Cummings doesn’t find a solution quickly they could both be in trouble.

‘It ok, he’s told me to start the football back up again,’ said Johnson.

‘And he’s told me to tell everyone they can fly to Spain for their holidays; that should do it,’ he added.