Endless MP sex stories a welcome break from Brexit news


The rapey, harassing, predatory behaviour of our MP’s has come as welcome relief to the British public, who no longer have to listen to stagnant Brexit chit-chat.  

With the lid of MP’s perversions only just pried open, Britain can look forward to months of philanderous behaviour exposed for our entertainment.

Local voter, Peter Thape (45) is quietly reassured by the MP’s treacherous conduct, which reminds him of a time when things were more politically stable.

‘When I grew up, there was always a politician with an orange in his mouth, or a rent boy down his trousers,’ said Thape.

‘It was a simple life then. The MP’s assaulted us, and we just got on with our jobs. There was none of this Brexit nonsense,’ added Thape.