Enoch Powell to become Home Secretary


The MP for Wolverhampton South West, Enoch Powell, who will be named today as Home Secretary, has promised to be clear and unambiguous about immigration targets.  

Powell has offered some new initiatives in tackling Amber Rudd’s problems with immigration figures, and the historical Windrush affair.

Powell has suggested that each of the staff at Border Control be issued with a little colour chart, starting with very dark, and moving all the way across to just the right colour.

‘Pretending all the time that you’re not being racist can be exhausting,’ said Powell.

‘Clear, printed colour charts will make everyone’s job a lot easier,’ added Powell.